January 2012
Drunk!
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Jan 1st
December 2011
Giant new years party planned for tomorrow.
The 3rd annual New Years Spectacle! I’m making a turkey, Richard is making sweet mashed potatoes. I’m making scalloped potatoes. Asparagus and brussel sprouts on the side. Vanilla panna cotta with wild berries, and chocolate mousse for dessert. For later I’m also making white wine sangria and pomegranate punch. A few mango martinis. Also I’ve thought up a recipe for a...
Dec 30th
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I've been thinking about it...
And though I might not have a significant other, I have seven best friends, so I suppose I’m doing something right. And honestly I wouldn’t trade them for anything.
Dec 29th
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Concerts I wish to go to in the new year:
The Pigeon Detectives - February 9th Ed Sheeran - March 2nd Kaizers Orchestra - March 2nd Rise Against, Architects, Touché Amoré - March 7th Silverstein, We are the Ocean - March 29th Manfred Mann’s Earth Band - April 20th Metallica - May 23rd Black Sabbath - May 31st Pearl Jam - July 9th Kent - August 4th 
Dec 28th
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Dec 19th
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Things I gotta do:
Bake some cookies Print some photos Take some photos Develop some photos Finish my portfolio Write some Christmas cards Pack my stuff Call my doctor  Then it’s home to Mommy and all I’m gonna do is relax.
Dec 19th
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podpersona asked: and 100 ty pls :D
Dec 18th
podpersona asked: 29, 39 and all the others :)
Dec 18th
singinwalrus asked: 20 and 59!?
Dec 18th
dadonvidividadon-deactivated201 asked: 79 and 93 (:
Dec 18th
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1. What’s your middle name? 2. What are you listening to right now? 3. What was the last thing you ate? 4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?  5. Do you drink? 6. Do you smoke? 7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone? 8. What is your hair color? 9. What is your eye color? 10. Do you wear contacts/glasses? 11. Dogs or cats? 12. What’s your favorite animal? 13. What’s...
Dec 18th
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I have spent too much money on books lately.
Today I bought ‘Hanging Hill’ by Mo Hayder, ‘One flew over the cuckoo’s nest’ by Ken Kesey and ‘The strange case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde’ by Robert Louis Stevenson. I also bought the Norwegian translation of ‘Room’ by Emma Donoghue for my mother, because I love it so.
Dec 15th
Dec 13th
There's a crow sleeping on a branch right outside...
It’s sort of comforting.
Dec 13th
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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It's becoming apparent that I can't survive...
I just crave a bath.
Dec 11th
Things that happened today:
Building janitor came to check out our mould. It now has a name. Layla. We figured since it lives with us and has taken over my room, we might as well start building a friendship. I went back in time. I now want an egg chair. They’re perfect. I’m currently downloading Free Willy in the middle of the night.
Dec 9th
Someone come cuddle me. I have a fever and I'm...
Dec 8th
So, we have a bit of a problem in our apartment.
A little over a week ago we found some mould in the windowsill of my room. The fucker blossomed like crazy, so the last two nights I’ve been sleeping on the couch in the living room. We contacted the building’s janitor, but he still hasn’t come by to check out the problem. And now we’ve started to see mould growing in the two windows in the living room too. As I was saying,...
Dec 7th
Dec 7th
Dec 7th
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Hey, I need cool/cute/cuddly pajamas to ask for...
lauras-super-secret-sass-blawg: where should I look?? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/All-One-Adult-Mens-ELVIS-Sleepsuit-Pyjamas-Babygrow-1st-Class-Recorded-BNWT-/300625793685?pt=UK_Men_s_Nightwear&var=&hash=item8bb46d0cf2#ht_1482wt_881 Just putting this out there…
Dec 7th
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
You scumbag, you maggot. You cheap lousey faggot....
For Susanne.
Dec 5th
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I don't know how we ended up on this topic, but...
Richard: I know how to say penis.
Me: Can you say penis in every language?
Richard: Pinocchio piccolini.
Me: You just said 'tiny Pinocchio'. You called your penis tiny. You have a tiny penis.
Richard: No I don't. It gets bigger when I lie.
Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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I spend too much time wishing I was different, and...
Dec 5th
Dec 5th
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Apparently you can't argue your opinion, because...
Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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That old pigeon lady in Home Alone 2 is Susan...
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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You guys, it happened again.
We went to a gay bar, and I got hit on again. By a man. I don’t understand this. But we all agreed that it’s my boobs. They’re unisex.  This particular man was very persistent. Susanne told him that Richard was my husband, and he still didn’t give up. After a while we just had to walk away. I was fearing for my virtue. 
Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 1st