February 2012
Oh my God I just had the worst dream ever.
I dreamed that I was pregnant with twins. And that the father was my roommate Richard. And I decided to keep them, but I didn’t dare tell anyone. And I could just feel my future slipping away.
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They're making a Norwegian version of 'Survivor'...
What the hell, I’m actually excited about this…
God I'm bitter.
Anonymous asked: You are beautiful (and you can cook). Be my secret Valentine?
Valentine's day spent watching bad television and...
Forever spinster.
I just made chocolate chip cupcakes with vanilla...
One step closer to perfect housewife!
strawberrybukkake asked: How do you feel about your wiener?
strawberrybukkake:
Please save me from the monsters.: Have you read more than 6 of these books? The BBC believes most people will have read only 6 of the 100 books listed…
yournameisangie:
loveslight:
damnsasquatch:
Bold those books you’ve read in their entirety.
Italicize the ones you started but didn’t finish or read only an excerpt.
1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen 2 The...
At least you're miserable without me.
And that’s all I ask of the universe.
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Nothing else on TV is good enough because all I...
And there’s an episode playing now on TV but it’s later than what I’ve seen so far and THIS IS TORTURE!
